fun fact: iraq, pakistan, afghanistan and saudi arabia have a higher percentage of women in the government than the us & the uk
another fun fact: white people tend to get very angry when you point this out to them
sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
Each photo is 12 minutes apart, assembled with no measurements in place (obviously) with Photoshop. No exposure adjustments or color compensations.
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
I have an actual call for an actual lighting focus at a real theatre that’s happening in 2 hours and woah I never thought I’d get paid to do theatre.
i just told one of my friends he looks like Stephen Hawking before Stephen Hawking had Lou Gehrig disease and i meant it as a compliment but i don’t think it will ever be interpreted that way
How’d I become the optimist
When I’m the one convinced
I’ll be gunned down
Once I leave my bunker?
don’t talk shit about hummus
It’s 30°C outside. Feels like 37°.
A month ago it was snowing. I don’t understand this country.